Varla Jean Merman is
UNLIKE A VIRGIN
After putting her career first for over three decades and recently turning 29, Varla Jean Merman has realized her biological clock is in danger of grinding to a halt. Having “auditioned” many, many, many eager donors, she is thrilled to announce that she is expecting…to see you at her newest show! In UNLIKE A VIRGIN, everyone’s favorite daffy drag diva invites you to take a deep dive into the shallow end of the gene pool as she explores the mysteries of motherhood. Live on stage, Varla will give birth to eye-popping costumes, voluminous wigs, and hilarious new songs guaranteed to make your water break.
Special Appearance
December: Thursday 3rd & Saturday 5th
Doors Open 8:00 p.m. | Show Starts 9:00 p.m.
Seating is limited - get your tickets today!
The Crystal Room
Welcome to The Crystal Room at La Te Da, where premier cabaret entertainment awaits! With state-of-the-art sound, dazzling lights, and an LED wall backdrop, experience the top live female impersonator show in the US. For over 20 years, The Crystal Room has led the way with first-class entertainment, featuring breathtaking costumes, hilarious humor, and all-live vocals. Hailed by The New York Times as “at the top of his game”, Randy Roberts has headlined at The Crystal Room since its grand opening.
Enjoy Dinner Before the Show
Elevate your evening at The Crystal Room with a pre-show dining experience at our esteemed restaurant and bar. Whether you're soaking in the rich history of La Te Da or watching the people pass by on Duval Street, our establishment offers a convenient and sophisticated setting for patrons to enjoy a delectable meal before the main event. From our meticulously crafted menu featuring exquisite dishes to our expertly mixed cocktails, every aspect of your dining experience is designed to enhance your evening. Secure your dinner reservation today and ensure a seamless transition from gourmet cuisine to world-class entertainment.